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Anastasia Sokolova – Woensdag se warm bokkie

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Sy het vir die eerste keer internasionale aandag  getrek as contestant op Ukraine’s Got Talent in 2013 en het sedertdien bekendheid verwerf as die wêreld se beste paaldanser. Sy het ‘n graad in ekonomie wat evident is in die spaarsamige klere wat sy dra. Sy is ook die president en stigter van die Kieve School of Dance & Acrobatics.

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Dis naweek, kom ons fokken duik!

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Dis nou ‘n netjies gebreide toppie. Sal nie maind om self daai toppie te sit en brei in die son nie…

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I think sci-fi movies sometimes get bliksmed with the wrong end of the rating stick and I think I know why – it is way harder to create sci-fi and fantasy movies than it is to create, for instance, a serious drama.
For drama and action you mainly need good actors:
“OK, now act like a total doos and shoot that guy in his ballas after your dramatic monologue.”
For sci-fi movies you also need good actors but you also need special effects and loads post production magic which eats up a budget like the South African government eats up a fresh R70 billion IMF fund:
“OK, now act like a total doos and shoot that monster in his third testicle on the right, after your dramatic monologue, while your space ships lands behind you. Don’t worry, just pretend that the tennis ball is the doos you need to shoot in the third nipple. I mean testicle. Aaaand… ACTION!”

So with all this obvious unfairness in mind, I’m still going to gooi some lekker adventure, fantasy and sci-fi movies I found for you, to watch this weekend. As per our standing arrangement, it will be ordered from lowest to highest rating. You should probably add a 0.4 to each movie to level the playing field where drama seems to always get its way…

Power Rangers
A bunch of high school losers come across an old alien ship where they are infused with unique superpowers, harness their abilities in order to save the world. They become the Power Rangers. An old enemy of the previous generation returns to fuck shit up and the group must combine their powers and use them to work together to fuck his shit up in stead and save the world.
I have to add the 0.4 to the 5.9 rating to be fair, even though I haven’t seen this movie yet. Let’s see if it lives up to my theory.

Rampage
Growing up, Rampage was one of my favourite PC games in the 80s. Hours and hours of fun, destroying buildings as a giant dinosaur, gorilla or werewolf. Seriously, the best time of my life in 1987! This is Dwayne Johnson’s second movie adapted from a video game. Doom was his first one. In Rampage, he plays primatologist, Davis Okoye, who has a strong bond with a highly intelligent gorilla named George. An experiment goes wrong and turns George into an oversized and extremely violent killing machine. The Rock must find a way stop him.
It was rated at 6.1 but I’ll give it a 7. It was a fun and dumb movie and the nostalgia attached to it made it kind of cool.

Terminator Genisys
Jissis, when Arnold Schwarzenegger says “I’ll be back” he fokken means it, hey? So what happens in this one? When John Connor (Jason Clarke), leader of the human resistance, sends Sgt. Kyle Reese back to 1984 to protect Sarah Connor (Emilia Clarke) and safeguard the future, all sorts of kak breaks loose and creates a fractured time-line. Now, Sgt. Reese finds himself in a new and unfamiliar version of the past, where he is faced with unlikely allies, including the Guardian (Arnie), kekgevaarlike new enemies and an unexpected new mission: To reset the future. Interestingly, this is the first film in which Arnold Schwarzenegger is not credited as “Terminator” but rather “Guardian.”
It is rated at 6.3 but I’ll give it a 6.8 for nostalgic reasons. Sommer re-visit the original The Termminator while you’re at it.

Lucy
Released back in 2014, Lucy was the most successful French movie outside France for two decades! The movie was more successful than The Fifth Element and halfway in, I got a Fifth Element vibe from it – just the action and kick-ass-ness of it all. Apart from that, it is totally unrelated. Watch it – you will see what I mean. Coincidentally, Milla Jovovich (Fifth Element) was rumored to play Lucy, but declined due to pregnancy. The movie – In short, the character Lucy (Scarlett Johansson) is tricked into being a drug mule who has a moerse valuable drug sewn into her stomach (ewe!) but accidentally released into her body, making her fokken strong, which she uses to escape her captors.
Rated at a 6.4 but dead honestly an 8.3 in my books!

Anna
If you were a fan of La Femme Nikita and Point of no Return, you’ll dig this movie. Starting out as simple model from Moscow, Anna (Sasha Luss) is a young, beautiful girl who manages to make a successful career in the elite fashion world. But Beneath Anna Poliatova’s striking beauty lies a secret that will unleash her indelible strength and skill to become one of the world’s most feared government assassins. Oh and it also stars that tannie who will forever be hot – Helen Mirren. It is preposterous how beautiful these women are!
This action/thriller clocks in at 6.6 but deserves that extra 0.4 to land a 7.

Divergent
In this action/adventure/mystery, Tris discovers that she is “divergent” (meaning: tending to be different or develop in different directions) and she doesn’t fit into any faction. There is a moerse plot to wipe out her and everyone else like her, which she uncovers and teams up with Four (not four people – that is the dude’s actual kak name) to figure out what the actual fuck is going on. This movie is a prime example of more budget equals better movie. Initially, the budget of the film was set at $40 million but Lionsgate was able to double it to $80 million due to the success of The Hunger Games.
Rated at 6.7, but I will add that 0.4 to land it on a 7.1.

Warcraft
I’m very grateful that I never ever even attempted to play World of Warcraft. Nope, I wasted countless months on Warcraft 3. I actually installed the game again other day again and got to about the third campaign when I realized that it was like taking up smoking after quitting for 4 years. So I  deleted the game. Think I am talking kak about it being addictive? Bill Westenhofer, the lead visual effects supervisor for the film, is a long time World of Warcraft player and was getting up at 2am every morning to raid with his guild while on film sets! Jirre dude! I haven’t seen the movie yet, so will give it a shot this weekend. I just hope It doesn’t make me want to install the fokken game again…
For those unfamiliar with the premise – Orcs use a magical portal to invade the planet Azeroth and it is up to a group of heroic humans and dissenting Orcs to put a stop to all this kak.
I will add the obligatory 0.4 to the existing 6.8, even though I haven’t seen it yet.

Aquaman
If you want the wrong pronunciation of Jason Mamoa’s surname, show any female a photo of Aquaman and ask them what the actor’s surname is.  Through the drool, they will most likely pronounce it as “Memuhmuh…”, not batting an eyelid, focused on and hypnotized by his glorious manboobs. Jason Mamoa stars as Arthur Curry, (also known as Aquaman), in this visually stunning action/adventure/fantasy film. He goes on a life-changing quest to prevent a potentially devastating war. What a great day to have eyes!
I will gladly add 0.6 to the 7.0 because what is the point of fighting Jason Mamoa? He is not even a terrible person as some of us would secretly hope.

Ready Player One
In 2045, the Earth is in chaos (like,  when is it fokken not?) but humans have found refuge in a virtual reality universe, OASIS. When the creator dies, he leaves behind a posthumous challenge to all OASIS users  – the key to his fortune hidden in OASIS in an Easter Egg (the gaming type, not those Caramel Bears you buy at Spar) and an unlikely hero is very determined to find it.
A very lekker action/adventure/Sci-Fi with a befokte fresh story line coming in at 7.5. I’ll give it an 8, no problem.

Need more? Check out our top 10 list of movies and TV series picks from the Plumlist. It is my to-go-to website when I’m stuck for streaming ideas:
#10 Thirteen reality love shows to stream
Does it feel like everyone you know is getting married at the moment? These shows will keep any singleton company, and serve as very entertaining reminders that most dates are, let’s face it, completely awful – and weddings are veritable stress-fests.
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# 9 Watch: The new trailer for Season 2 of His Dark Materials
HBO’s His Dark Materials, starring Dafne Keen as orphan Lyra, James McAvoy as the explorer Asriel, Ruth Wilson as villainous Mrs Coulter and Lin-Manuel Miranda as an adventurer called Lee Scoresby, is an adaptation of Philip Pullman’s award-winning trilogy that is considered a modern masterpiece of imaginative fiction.
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#8 A Star is Born and move blockbuster movies to stream
Date night rom-com? The latest and most lavish adaptation of a famous novel? Irreverent animated comedy? Dystopian sci-fi? Classic, genre-defining, legendary, iconic movie from the 90s? Multiple Oscar winner?
On DStv Now, Netflix & Showmax
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 #7 Your Top 10 superhero series playlist
After Black Panther’s roaring Oscar success, it’s official: comic book properties are the kings of Tinseltown. Forget the millions, because these productions are pulling in billions!
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#6 Where to watch Afrikaans series online
Looking for ways to watch all the most popular Afrikaans soaps, dramas and series on your smartphone, tablet or computer screen? Both Showmax and DStv Now offer the most recent episodes and most recent seasons of all of your favourites. Here are the most-watched Afrikaans shows available to stream.
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 #5 Thirty-three Of the best action series to stream
Bored with blah drama shows? Tired of not-that-funny comedies? Not buying into scripted “reality” series? Stream any of these action shows and get your heart rate bouncing like a basketball in an NBA game! Adrenaline and entertainment, thy name art action shows, like…
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 4# Watch: The trailer for local romcom Seriously Single
What would you do if you found out that the man you’d planned your forever with was actually planning his forever with someone else? This is what Dineo (Fulu Mugovhani) is facing in the fun South African romantic comedy Seriously Single, hitting Netflix subscribers’ screens on 31 July 2020.
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 #3 Ten movies that are worth your time and data on Showmax
From indie gems to Oscar winners and box office hits, these are the movies you won’t regret streaming the next time you feel like having a movie night, whether you caught them at the cinema and want to rewatch them (A Star Is Born, anyone?), or have never heard of them (top tip: Supa Modo is sublime).
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 #2 Your ultimate comfort TV watchlist
Awell-curated watch list is a thing of beauty. I’m sure I’m not the only one who has an algorithm-defying selection of top notch – Plum Picks, if you will – series and movies on all my platforms.
 On Amazon Prime, DStv Now, Netflix & Showmax
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 #1 Watchmen leads the pack of Emmy nominations in 2020
It’s interesting to observe how we have changed the way we consume “television” series over recent years; the evolution is starkly apparent with the announcement of 2020’s Emmy nominees, which are significantly skewed towards streaming and on-demand pay platforms
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Our randomized trailer pick of the week

Each week we take a number from 1 to 10 from our list of suggestions and put it through a randomizer to choose a trailer to show you. This week it landed on our number 1 spot, Watchmen leads the pack of Emmy nominations in 2020“. Watchmen is in my top 5 of series of 2019/2020

An all-star cast including Regina King, Don Johnson and Jeremy Irons leads this drama series adaptation of the DC graphic novel Watchmen. The series is set in an alternate history where superheroes and villains are outlawed.

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Kelly Brook – Woensdag se warm bokkie

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Brook is meer as vyftien jaar terug gekroon as FHM se Sexiest Woman in the World en sy is nog steeds kakwarm nou dat sy 40 geslaan het. Sy is ‘n Britse model, actress en author. Sy het in modelling beland toe sy op die ouderdom van 16 ‘n skoonheidskompetisie gewen het waarvoor haar broer haar ingeskryf het.

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